brownies ahead!

i want to sail in a sea of brownies. not just any brownies, the really fudgey gooey variety. cakey brownies, or brownies with nuts just dont compare. i truly believe that one can not have too many brownies. theyre just so good! thats why i dont understand why there are so many ads for chocolate targeting women who are pmsing--ill take chocolate any time. ESPECIALLY in brownie form. i dont need anything fancy-a cheap box of duncan hines brownie mix will serve me just fine. actually, i think that some of those fancy brownie types take away from the brownie itself. take this for example-what IS that? when i go a-huntin for a brownie, THAT is not what i want. not at all. the cheapest, most boring, brownies are some of the best. remember these? thats $3.80 for a whole box, folks. the scary blue ones? $36.00. so-what started all this talk to brownies? well. yesterday we went to eat at katzinger's and in rare form, i decided to buy one of their brownies. why is this rare? well, after buying a sandwich that costs almost $10.00-and eating it all (theyre really big) its hard to convince myself to spend another $2.00 when im already about to explode with sandwich goodness. somehow, i found myself totally enamored by this brownie and convinced myself to buy it. everyone knows that katzinger's is known for their sandwiches--but let me tell you about how good this brownie was. its about two inches thick of the best damn fudgey brownie you'll probably ever have. mmm im getting hungry just thinking about it. so anyways folks, if youre in the mood for a really really good brownie, and maybe want a really really good sandwich to go along with it, and dont mind driving to german village, and dont mind spending the money, go to katzinger's and buy the damn thing and then buy me a couple thousand so i can pile them around a boat and pretend im in a sea of them.